The Dentist with the Wandering Boobs

I went to a new dentist recently for a teeth cleaning. He came highly recommended by my coworkers. Interestingly enough, he is
Panamanian, but he sounds 100% Cuban. He´s got confidence and swagger that reminds me of the Cubans from Miami...not that I know many, besides "Pitbull" (the rapper). In fact, he told me "I don´t sound Cuban, the Cubans sound like me!"

I get in the dentist chair and instead of the "Cubano", I get a young woman dentist. She tells me that she will be my dentist today. She was easy on the eyes so I didn´t mind. Overall, she and
her assistant did a good job. What suprised me however was that
throughout the cleaning, as she reached over to clean my teeth from
diffrent angles, she put her breasts against my head! I´m not
talking about once or twice, it was like 10 times. I was trying my
best not to laugh!!!

For the record, she was not trying to seduce me, nor did she set her breast firmly on my head. However, they came into contact with my head many times. I don´t think she even noticed.

Donald Trump Comes to Panama...Perfect Time for a Flood

Recently, the new "Trump Tower" opened for business. It is a huge
building that is a mix of apartments and hotel rooms. I´ve been inside one of the apartments. They were very nice, but I wouldn´t rent one. I don´t like the area, because it smells like dirty water in that part of town (Paitilla/Punta Pacifica) AND the streets flood all the time when it rains.

Ironically, on the day they open for business, Donald Trump is here
and the streets flood terribly...right in front of his fancy hotel.
This is because Panama city has a terrible drainage problem.

Whenever it rains hard, the streets flood and the water can get up
to 1 foot (or more) deep. I don´t understand why they didn´t fix
this problem...at least in front of this brand new fancy hotel.

I heard through the grapevine, that the hotel is currently losing
lots of money! Not enough people are renting the place. On top of
that, the building isn´t even finished! They are still doing
construction on the upper part of the building, plus one of the
apartment elevators isn´t even finished....Is it me, or DOES THE TRUMP TOWER LOOK LIKE A...???????